Буддийские историиБаатар Явагч Их Хөлгөн СударМахавира Бурхны АмьдралRetreat in Hungary Feb 23 - Mar 7, 2005Blessings: Master Meets with Disciples, CompilationMaster Tells Jokes
Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 5-р хэсгийг29:08Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 5-р хэсгийгYou must understand, cowardice and peace-loving kindness are different. You love a person, but be firm. Just like you love your daughter, but she eats too much sweets, and you have to know when to say “No,” must say when. Not that you love her and then whatever she wants you give her, and you poison her. You give her a lot of coffee, a lot of tea, the way you do. Or if you love her because you likБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-23 553 Үзсэн232026-06-23Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 4-р хэсгийг34:46Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 4-р хэсгийгIn a family, a man must be a man. To make a good example for your sons later. And a woman should be a woman, to make a good example of femininity for the daughters in the future. Each one must have their place and take care of their own duty. You do your best. You go out to earn your money and you take care of your family. You love your wife and be faithful, as I have taught you. […] Don’t you eveБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-22 882 Үзсэн43Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-22Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 3-р хэсгийг34:25Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 3-р хэсгийгToday, I’m facing the boys because you always push them to the end of the world. And it doesn’t matter how I arrange, you still sit in front of me. And you keep pushing until I myself feel pressure. I really do feel pressure when somebody is pushed to the limit. I feel pressure every time. So today, I’m facing the boys, so don’t ask me why. It’s Sunday also, you see, all the boys are pushed untilБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-21 1111 Үзсэн56Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-21Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 2-р хэсгийг30:15Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 2-р хэсгийгThere was another rabbi, his name was Pinas, something like that. He entered the meditation place, and many disciples were gathering together and talking. So the rabbi asked them, “What are you talking about?” So, all the disciples were telling him, perhaps the ones who prepared to be priests, or to be rabbis in Judaism. So the rabbi asked them what they were discussing. So the male priest said, “Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-20 1426 Үзсэн56Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-20Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 1-р хэсгийг36:49Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 1-р хэсгийгOK, I’ll see you later. (Yes.) You always surprise me. Hallo. Are you alright? (Yes.) Still many around here? (Yes.) Not bad. Oh, you’re still here and they told me you’re gone. This guy! Yeah, you. (Tomorrow morning.) You were invited, but you missed your chance. Perhaps you have learned the art of invisibility, we can’t find you. Too bad, just to let you know now. So your mouth can water. OK. I’Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-19 1673 Үзсэн53Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-19Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 8-р хэсгийг28:32Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 8-р хэсгийг[Method] 52: There’s another method. “Lie down as if you’re dead.” “Enraged in wrath and stay so. Or stare without moving an eyelash. Or suck something and become the sucking.” Oh, He’s so funny. All this you know. I don’t understand. Enraged in wrath. I don’t understand why you should be angry like that. Alright? I must be more enlightened to understand all these unenlightened things. What He meaБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-18 1797 Үзсэн60Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-18Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 7-р хэсгийг34:38Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 7-р хэсгийгThat’s why many people in India, they practice a form of yoga called Tantra yoga. That means they practice the act of lovemaking without having it come to an end. They just continue the activity but they do not let the fluid of the body come out. Now you understand? (Yes.) The fluid of the man will make a woman pregnant and have children. If they stop that fluid from within themselves, that’s whatБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-17 2001 Үзсэн75Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-17Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 6-р хэсгийг29:51Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 6-р хэсгийгThis is a very bad one, but maybe it’s funny. There were two people selling furniture in the market, and the first person asked the second, “I don’t know how you manage to sell it so cheaply; even if I sell it at the base cost, without any interest at all, without any gain at all, I could only make four dollars apiece. And you sell it for two dollars, how come?” So the other person said, “Well, yoБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-16 2175 Үзсэн72Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-16Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 5-р хэсгийг32:12Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 5-р хэсгийгA policeman caught a driver who drove so fast and exceeded the limit, and was writing down the ticket for him. So the driver said, “You don’t know who I am, that’s why. You don’t know. I am the chairman of the district, the representative here and we are having a meeting right now. And without me, the meeting cannot start. So please let me go quickly.” So the policeman said, “Yes, yes, I know, sirБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-15 2284 Үзсэн74Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-15Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 4-р хэсгийг29:55Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 4-р хэсгийгThere was one lady who boasted about how marvelous her doctor was. She said, “Wow, my doctor is terrific. He can find out anything that’s wrong with you. No problem, doesn’t even talk to you and is checking so much. You should go and see my doctor there.” So the other lady said, “Why? But I’m healthy. I don’t need a doctor right now. I have nothing wrong with me. I have no sickness, nothing wrong.Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-14 2552 Үзсэн79Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-14Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 3-р хэсгийг33:07Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 3-р хэсгийгThere was a teacher who was brought into custody because she drove too fast. Exceeded the limit, exceeded 90 kilometers per hour. It was not her turn yet, but she was trying to get ahead and she said to the judge, “Oh, please, please, you must understand, I am a teacher. I have to go back quickly to my class right now because I’m already late.” And the judge said, “Ha, beautiful! At last, I caughtБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-13 2722 Үзсэн82Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-13Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 2-р хэсгийг32:05Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 2-р хэсгийгOne more joke about an American. One time, there was a leader in Russia who met one of the leaders, maybe a minister of some kind. And then they talked about the economy. Both of the economy ministers met somewhere, maybe in Moscow or New York, who cares. And they talked about both countries. This is not political. It is very funny.And the Russian minister asked the American minister, “How much doБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-12 2924 Үзсэн73Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-12Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 1-р хэсгийг33:21Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 1-р хэсгийгEverybody [gets] half or what? Alright, [let’s see] if they have enough food for you. Not bad. Enough for everybody? (Yes.) If not, what do you do? You ask people. Right? You go in the kitchen and ask? (Yes. Yes.) OK. Help them. Because sometimes they eat more than they cook for themselves, they can never cook enough. Sometimes the food is good so you eat more of it, so you have to tell them if thБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-11 3305 Үзсэн86Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-11Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Зовлон бол Бурханыг санах сануулга, лекцийн 3-ын 3-р хэсгийг34:45Зовлон бол Бурханыг санах сануулга, лекцийн 3-ын 3-р хэсгийгAll of my cousins were boys. If you don’t go along with the toy guns and all that, they won’t let you participate. So I had to carry toy swords and wave them around wildly too. Only if I acted just like a boy would they let me join. (Yes.) If you’re not like them, they won’t play with you. I was lonely. The lonely Buddha went looking for those kids to play with. All my cousins were boys, so if theБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-10 2870 Үзсэн68Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-10Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Зовлон бол Бурханыг санах сануулга, лекцийн 3-ын 2-р хэсгийг29:21Зовлон бол Бурханыг санах сануулга, лекцийн 3-ын 2-р хэсгийгOver in Taiwan (Formosa) or in the US, life gets boring, nothing much happens. The world is peaceful like the Pure Land, you get bored, so you come to this Saha world of Cambodia just to hear gunfire; to poke around and see whether a landmine will explode or not. So you Aulacese (Vietnamese) from Âu Lạc (Vietnam) don’t go touching things recklessly, alright? It will explode! I’m telling you. It wiБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-09 2954 Үзсэн63Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-09Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Зовлон бол Бурханыг санах сануулга, лекцийн 3-ын 1-р хэсгийг37:24Зовлон бол Бурханыг санах сануулга, лекцийн 3-ын 1-р хэсгийгAh! Cockroach! Cockroach. Cockroach! It’s coming this way! Cockroach. Ah! Amazing! That’s scary! You may look small, but you’re really good at catching cockroaches! So that’s why you get to stay here. Anyone from Âu Lạc (Việt Nam) who wants to stay here has to catch cockroaches first. In the old days, there were young attendants, novice monks, called “Sa di” whose job was to chase bird(-people) awБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-08 3281 Үзсэн88Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-08Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Чин сэтгэлийн хүсэл, лекцийн 3-ын 3-р хэсгийг35:50Чин сэтгэлийн хүсэл, лекцийн 3-ын 3-р хэсгийгI’d just sat down and taken a couple spoonfuls when the phone inside rang: “Master, why didn’t You let me see You earlier?” Then (Supreme) Master Ching Hai asked, “Who is this? Who’s on the other line? What do you want?” They were so scared and their voice trembled on the other end, “Yes… yes… yes… it’s m-m-me-e-e.” Then (Supreme) Master Ching Hai said, “Who is ‘me’?” She had already refueled twoБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-07 3053 Үзсэн69Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-07Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Чин сэтгэлийн хүсэл, лекцийн 3-ын 2-р хэсгийг31:10Чин сэтгэлийн хүсэл, лекцийн 3-ын 2-р хэсгийгDid you make any progress from the seven-day retreat, or did you just come here to listen to all these silly stories, laugh a bit so you’re less bored, and then go home? Huh? (So happy.) Did you make any progress? (Yes.) Were you able to enter samadhi? (Yes.) You did? (Yes, a lot.) A long time, staying in samadhi for a long time. This person is “leaning” onto the other person. How much samadhi isБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-06 3149 Үзсэн88Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-06Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Чин сэтгэлийн хүсэл, лекцийн 3-ын 1-р хэсгийг38:52Чин сэтгэлийн хүсэл, лекцийн 3-ын 1-р хэсгийг(So beautiful!) (Master, You look so beautiful!) Do I look good in this outfit? (Yes.) That’s the way to wake you up, otherwise everyone would be nodding off. Who would I even be talking to then? I dozed off earlier as well. If I don’t dress up a bit, the whole group will fall asleep. I’d fall asleep first and you will follow. It’s 1 AM already – if you’re not sleeping, what are you even doing? RiБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-05 3504 Үзсэн86Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-05Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Марагийн Хаан биет ертөнцийн 10 дүрмийг хуваалцав, 5 цуврал лекцийн 5-р хэсгийг35:21Марагийн Хаан биет ертөнцийн 10 дүрмийг хуваалцав, 5 цуврал лекцийн 5-р хэсгийг(Марагийн Хааны дүрмийн) Наймдугаарт: “Ургийг хөнөөхгүй байхыг эрхэмлэ.” Та нар хэдийн мэдэж байгаа. Хүмүүс хүүхдээ хэвлийд байхад нь, эсвэл бүр төрүүлснийхээ дараа ч хэрэв ямар нэг зүйл нь таалагдахгүй бол, эсвэл тэр хүүхдийг өсгөх, тээх нь ямар нэг байдлаар төвөгтэй санагдвал амийг нь бүрэлгэдэг. Хүмүүс жил бүр 73 сая гэм зэмгүй ураг, нялхсын аминд хүрч байна. Энэ нь өдөр бүр 200,000 гэсэн үг бөБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-04 3403 Үзсэн94Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-04Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ